raaaghhh.....raaaghhh...... oh, hi! spangles here. i waz just practicing my growling. well, today i went tot the allergist. boy, if it's your first time at the allergist, and your mom says , oh, sweetie, it's gonna be just fine....don't you worry.well, don't trust her.i m going to tell you about MY experince at the allergist.IT.WAS. NOT. PRETTY.
i walked into the door, and they said, mam, please sign in.so i signed in.and right as i gave them the little sheet, i knew i was making a mistake. spangles!the nurse called. it was my turn. fear bubbled in me like a volcano.i could feel sweat rolling down my cheek. i'm too young of a bear to die!sit right down here, honey, doctor's gonna be in in just a second.then, i herd a shuffling sound of feet. HELLO!I AM DOCTOR SPITZS! HOW YA BEEN? DOIN' FINE?I AM JUST GONNA CHECK YOUR HEART AND WELL GET STARTED!he scared me half to death! i mean , being enthusiastic about work is great......but..... he was a little TOO enthusiastic. thump, thump, thump. i was suprised he couldn't hear my heart WITHOUT the stethescope. WELL, WELL GET STARTED WITH THE ALLERGY TESTING! BARBRA, GET THE NEEDLES ! aaahhhhhhh!aaaahhhhhh!aaahhhhhh!needles!? please, have mercy on me!a poor little bear!please!OKIE DOKIE ARTACHOKIE!HERE'S HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK! WERE JUST GONNA GIVE YOU A FEW LITTLE PRICKS ON YOUR BACK! NOTHIN' TO BE AFRAID OF!40 pricks later........OOPPPS!AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAAHHHHH! AAAAHHHH!WHAT THE ......! YOU CAN'T GO AROUND DOING THIS TO LITTLE CHILDREN!HOW. CAN. YOU . SLEEP. AT. NIGHT!YOU DISCUST ME! WELL,WERE DONE! JUST GO RIGHT IN THAT ROOM FOR YOUR FIRST ALLERGY SHOT!ok!so,i went in the little room next door. hi,pumpkin! lets get started,ya cute fuzzy wuzzy bear!won't hurt a bit! just relax..!ok! i trust you!after the needle has gone in spangles....AAAHHH!I TRUSTED YOU ! YOU LITTLE LIAR! HUMPGH. I AM NEVER, EVER COMING HER AGAIN! See you next time spangles.ahhh!i have to come BACK?!
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