spangles goes to the airport(the atlanta airport, if ya wanna get all technical)

hi, spangles here! i'm gettin' in the car, going to the atlanta airport! see ya there!
2 hours later... i'm at the south parking deck.....WHAT!!?? 30 DOLLARS?! UGGHH! YA KNOW WHAT? FINE. FINE , FINE,FINE! TAKE MY MONEY. I DON'T CARE.JUST LET ME PARK! well, i'm going in.see ya! (walks in) oohh, soo....big!well, i gotta go to security. huuh! big tunnel thing! i should go in there, to make sure it's,.......satisfactory. buzzz. man, this tunnel makes a lot of noises.hey, look on the little screen! there's my liver, bladder, and my brain! boy, my brain is big. well, i went through security!heading for terminal D. wait, is that what I think I see? to my eyes decieve me ? BEN AND JERRY'S!!!!!!!!!!! wahhhooo! yes, i would like a scoop of cherry garcia, chunky monkey, milk and cookies,mission to marzipan, imagine whirled peace, jamacian me crazy,cookie dough, and phish food. thank you! yum, yum, yummerz, yum! ohhh, darn. i'm in concorse A. my concorse is D! huuuhhh!! a MOVING floor! (gets on  moving foor and rides it back and forth.) la da da da da da, la da da da da da da da da! whoohh! that was fun , but it looks like i'll have to ride the train the rest of the way. wait..THE TRAIN!?WAHOO! ( gets on train. every time it slows down, she lets go of the pole and falls face first onto the window) yay! yay! yay ! yay! SO.FUN! up, were at concorse D, as in dog. *gasp * space portals! (tries to walk through them) umph! hmmm, mabye the portal is closed now. OR, all I need is a space suit! (goes and gets a space suit) hmmm, oh,well! on to my termanial! hey, a glass building! wonder whats inside! gasp gasp gasp , must..get...fresh..air***!!whew! NEVER go into an unidentified glass building.  those are the SMOKING rooms.is that....AN IPOD IN A VENDING MACHINE?!  wow.I LOVE THIS PLACE!finally concorse D. and just in time, too!( flight 2314, now boarding!a voice booms over the loudspeaker) that's me!i wonder whereI'm going, anyway)