the phone goes, green green green! i pink up the phone and say, yellow! i love christmas! ya know why? presents! hey, ya know about a certain fat guy? he wears red, which is SO tacky. i mean, really? umm, spangles, his name is santa claws. ohh, whatever. i just want to tell you my christmas list so they can buy me somthing! if you can't find anything on the list, gimme cash, preferably in 10's and 20's. spangles, don't be rude! rude? i was born to be rude! anyway, i want:
candy
presents
more presents
spangles, shouldn't you be more, ya know, specific? aww, they'll understand. spangles, do you want an empty box under the tree? no! but i would still have the pretty paper. fat man will take care of it.
