Spangles meets Pete the EVIL unicorn

HI EVERYBODY! uggh! I hate unicorns! I was just walking around on 72nd street, and this unicorn just comes up to me and said, HA! and then, well, everything is a blur. he had abducted me!When we got to his secret compound, he told me his plan. He said he would pump out glitter on every thing, and put me in the glitter, so i would be blasted out, and suffocate with all the glitter! AHHH!!! but then, right as he was about to put me in the cannon, he said, I gotta go take a leak. whew! I then gnawed off my chains ( they were actually twizzler ropes, but same dif) and escaped! YAY! i'm not going to die! In your face, Pete the Unicorn!!!!

BUY A BEar!

 SALE! SALE! SALE! SALE! SALE!

bears are ONY five dollars for one week only! get 'em now!

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! HA!

Ok, so I was watching the news, and they said on there that on the CDC's website, they were talking about a zombie apocalypse. A ZOMBIE APOCALPSE. HONESTLY! I was like oh, can't we read somthing that might actually HAPPEN!?!?! It says " you may laugh now, but when it happens, you'll be glad you read this,"  the last section is, " NEVER FEAR- CDC IS READY" I was like, that's waht you put on here? zombie apocalypse...........ha! I'll make sure to prepare my emergency kit..........

HEY YOU GUYS!

I missed you so much, people of the world! I was in hibernation, so I'll tell you what happened during that period!

SPANGLES: HIBERNATION
Well, nothing happened but me snoring! (I've tried taking meds for that, but I just keep snoring! weird, huh? then, I took it to the pharmict and she was like, sorry, it's not for bears. sheesh! the world we live in... no pills for bears...)
so anyway, I missed you so so much! expect stories!

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ROCKS!

hey! WAZUP? now... buy  YOUR.VERY.OWN. SPANGLES FRAMED PHOTO! there are many to choose from!

yayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyay! 10 FOLLOWERS! i will now write the story of the season....... A SPANGLES SCRAPBOOK AND ONE OTHER BOOK THATS TOTALLY AWESOME! THE MYSTERY BOOK!(of course it wont be a mystery when i release it and it certanly won't be called a spangles mystery book.)

spangles new year!

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                     SPANGLES THE BEAR 
 WISHES YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR! 

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spangles' favorite sites

wiskersthecat1.blogspot.com
facebook.com
moshimonsters.com
spanglesinc.com
spanglesmagazine.blogspot.com
tripsofspangles.blogspot.com
missytheprettykitty.blogspot.com

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catix

so... i was watching tv, and on came a catix commercial.... spangles was like, my cousin, bangles, he smokes, and this might be a good medicine for him! well, no. the commercial went like this: i'm wango, wango the bear, from bearwood, Bearabama, and i'm here to tell you something: my whole family smoked,my address is 123409 bearpoint avanue, my email address is wangothebear@hotbear.bear, and i want you to be my best friend.(I thought this was a little personal, but spangles said to let the bear speak.) i'm also a guy who had, well, given up quitting. (words flash across the screen) wango the bear quit smoking with catix and help. what caused me to be interested was lots and lots of persuading. the doctor said to me to be very careful and watch out and that i can smoke for the first week .( a voice says:) catix is proven to reduce the urge to smoke.44 percent of catix people quit between weeks 9 to 12 of treatment. ( i was like to spangles, that leaves 56 percent of people left.the voice went on to say:) compared to 18 percent on sugar pill.(wango is on again) today, i see myself as a bear.hahahaha who doesnt have to smoke or sneak out and puff all night.(words flash across the screen) induvidual results may vary.(the voice is on again) talk to your doctor about catix and a support plan thats right for you.some people have changes in behavior, hostility,agitation, depressed mood, and suicidal thoughts or actions while taking or after stopping catix. if you notice agitation, hostility, depression or changes in behavior,thinking or mood that is not typical for you, or if you develop suicidal thoughts or actions, stop taking catix right away and call you doctor immediatly. talk to your doctor about any history of depression or other mental health problems, which can get worse while taking catix. some animals can have allergic or serious skin reactions to catix, some of which can be life threating.if you notice swelling of face, mouth , or throught stop taking catix and see your doctor right away. tell your doctor which medicines your taking, some of which may work differently when you quit smoking, when ever that may be, in 3 months, in 3 years. catix dosing may be different if you have catney problems. the most common side effect is nausea. paitents also reportd trouble sleeping, and vivid unusal strange dreams. basicially, you either will choose not to sleep or be scared out of your wits every time you wake up. untill you know how catix may effect you, use caution when triving or operatinr macherery. bacicially, all you can do before you know how catix effects you is lie down. if you need to pee, or get a glass of water, or anything before you know how if effects you, too bad. catix should not be taken with other quit smoking products . if you are pregnat or plan to become pregnat, talk to your dotor before starting catix, of course, even if you aren't pregnat, talk to to your doctor anyway, because something is bound to go wrong. catix is one treatment optin that you and your doctor can coscider, though we strongly don't reccomend. TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR AND SEE IF CATIX IS RIGHT FOR YOU!  spangles, you know wango never really took catix, because he would be in the emergency room right now, right? spangles says:omg! AHHAAAHHAAAHHHHHAAHHH! i better call bangles and tell him never to go to the doctor, and if he must, and the doctor recomends catix, to run out screaming. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

merry spanglesmas!

hiya! i just wanted to let you know about the SPANGLES HOLIDAY MARATHON!watch this blog all day tomorrow for 6 NEW christmas stories! they will all go in the spangles holiday yearbook and spangles christmas boxed set! if you have any spangles christmas story ideas, comment them on this post! MERRY SPANGLESMAS FROM SPANGLES AND HALEY!

The Spangles Magazine

whatz shakin', bacon? please welcome.... THE SPANGLES MAGAZINE! where you'll find all the latest news and gossip on.... SPANGLES THE BEAR!


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to subscribe! thanx and merry spanglesmas from haley and spangles!

i wonder.....

uhhh.... ya know i alway wondered when i was a young bear in my natural habatat.... hollywood, and i wondered why on every TV the elves said, the big day, december 24... and i was freakin out i thought it was like i missed a day or somthi'. well, i finally figured out that he flew out on christmas eve night...and that it wouldnt be logic if we got presents christmas day and he flew christmas night...heh, heh,  i am so smart....

new, awesome, cool, sweet, stuff!

WAZUP? there is a ton of new books that i am writing RIGHT NOW. ohh, how nerve wracking it is, not knowing when im gonna release them! check out "coming soon" page to see ALL the stories! what do you think we should do to the blog? what background? what story should i write next? YOU con tell US what YOU  think! just comment on this post saying your request!

TIS THE SEASON TO LOVE THE SPANGLES BLOG

tis the season to follow this blog... fa la la la follow this blog! hey!wazup? spangles wants you to follow this blog!  this blog has funny stories, awesome backgrounds, fun stuff, face it, this blog is AWESOME. so, TIS THE SEASON  TO FOLLOW THIS BLOG, FA LA LA LA LA, FOLLOW THIS BLOG!

fashion picks! ( even though spangles would look pretty without an outfit.)

hey! spangles here!guess what?! i am going to prom and a fashion show! i am goning to look so good! vote on the poll in the sidebar to see what i'll wear! pick something pretty!

happy thanksgiving!

happy thanksgiving from spangles! spangles wants to know what you are thankful for! every time some one votes on the poll about what you are thankful for, spangles will tell you one thing she's thankful for!

                                  happy thanksgiving!

a spangles thanksgiving

hi! spangles here! today i am having my thanksgiving lunch with pixl and albert.we have cranberry sauce, turkey with stuffing, cornbread, pumpkin pie, and all that good stuff. dig in! *gasp*  gobble, gobble, i had a life, and you took it away. you are eating me! once alive and well, but then you killed me. how do you sleep at night? * shiver, shiver* want some turkey, spangles? n... n... no thanks, i am A okay!all right, spangles.WAIT ! WAIT! DO. NOT EAT THE TURKEY ! I WILL BE RIGHT BACK~!
(gets in the car and goes to granolaville grocery) pant* pant* hello,i need some chicken, please!  but, mam, don't you mean turkey? NO NO NO NO! NO TURKEY! CHICKEN! well, sorry. here's your chicken, on thanksgiving! thank you! ( gets home) ta da! but, spangles, it's thanksgiving. we eat turkey.  not chicken! well, now we eat chicken! ok, spangles! always the one to try something new!

spangles meets a rotwiler

 ruff, ruff, ruff ruff! UUGGHHH!dogs. i am gonna go give that dog a pice of my mind! he sounds like a puny dog, so i can...... take care of him. (walks into yard) man that dog is gonna.......AAAAAAHHH! ROTWILER!  woh, doggie, nice doggie, doggie don't wanna kill spangles. spangles nice. doggie nice. AAHHH! he's..... he's  FOLLOWING ME ! heve, heve, whew! lock your doors! whatever you do , DO NOT open the door to let your dog in from the outhouse!

please follow!

la da dada do da , follow my blog, la da dada do da please , please!
oh, hi. i was just singing a song about how i DESPRATLEY need FOLLOWERS!so please FOLLOW. do it for spangles. or for haley.  JUST PLEASE FOLLOW MY BLOG! btw, i said PLEASE!
thanks ,
spangles

did i mention i wanted you to follow my blog?

spangles goes on a mission....with 007

it's bond,james bond,it's spangles, spangles the bear. hi! i'm on a mission with 007. shhhh...it's a top secret mission. ohhhh! i feel so  important! shhh... agent spangles. we are licened to kill. is that a threat? i think he just threatened me! again, SSSHHHH!!! sheesh, sorry. agents , smagents. plus, you are getting confusing. first, you're sean connery. then, few years later, you're roger moore! now , you're daniel  craig! geez!what the........ it's a box of snakes with a crazy voodo guy! A BOX OF SNAKES! we better get outta here before i start hiperventilating! very well, spangles. we shall go to russia, with love. NO THANKS! I'M GOOD! THAT CARD WOMAN TOLD ME NOT TO GO TO RUSSIA!SO, NO THANKS!well, we can go with octupussy, on the train. ok! 40 min. later on the train....... gasp*gasp*gasp* is that...*gasp* TWIN KNIFE THROWERS!? AAAGGGHHH!AAAAGGGHHH!gemme off! gemme off! gemme OFF! as you wish, spangles.well,spangles, i'm going to pick up my money , which is a large sum, i might add, at a swiss bank. want to tag along? n.. n.. no thanks! i like my cozy house on bluberry court. but, mabye i could be the star of the next bond movie?! US you mean, SPANGLES? SPANGLES? why of course..........

spangles goes to the airport(the atlanta airport, if ya wanna get all technical)

hi, spangles here! i'm gettin' in the car, going to the atlanta airport! see ya there!
2 hours later... i'm at the south parking deck.....WHAT!!?? 30 DOLLARS?! UGGHH! YA KNOW WHAT? FINE. FINE , FINE,FINE! TAKE MY MONEY. I DON'T CARE.JUST LET ME PARK! well, i'm going in.see ya! (walks in) oohh, soo....big!well, i gotta go to security. huuh! big tunnel thing! i should go in there, to make sure it's,.......satisfactory. buzzz. man, this tunnel makes a lot of noises.hey, look on the little screen! there's my liver, bladder, and my brain! boy, my brain is big. well, i went through security!heading for terminal D. wait, is that what I think I see? to my eyes decieve me ? BEN AND JERRY'S!!!!!!!!!!! wahhhooo! yes, i would like a scoop of cherry garcia, chunky monkey, milk and cookies,mission to marzipan, imagine whirled peace, jamacian me crazy,cookie dough, and phish food. thank you! yum, yum, yummerz, yum! ohhh, darn. i'm in concorse A. my concorse is D! huuuhhh!! a MOVING floor! (gets on  moving foor and rides it back and forth.) la da da da da da, la da da da da da da da da! whoohh! that was fun , but it looks like i'll have to ride the train the rest of the way. wait..THE TRAIN!?WAHOO! ( gets on train. every time it slows down, she lets go of the pole and falls face first onto the window) yay! yay! yay ! yay! SO.FUN! up, were at concorse D, as in dog. *gasp * space portals! (tries to walk through them) umph! hmmm, mabye the portal is closed now. OR, all I need is a space suit! (goes and gets a space suit) hmmm, oh,well! on to my termanial! hey, a glass building! wonder whats inside! gasp gasp gasp , must..get...fresh..air***!!whew! NEVER go into an unidentified glass building.  those are the SMOKING rooms.is that....AN IPOD IN A VENDING MACHINE?!  wow.I LOVE THIS PLACE!finally concorse D. and just in time, too!( flight 2314, now boarding!a voice booms over the loudspeaker) that's me!i wonder whereI'm going, anyway)