Thursday, December 30, 2010

catix

so... i was watching tv, and on came a catix commercial.... spangles was like, my cousin, bangles, he smokes, and this might be a good medicine for him! well, no. the commercial went like this: i'm wango, wango the bear, from bearwood, Bearabama, and i'm here to tell you something: my whole family smoked,my address is 123409 bearpoint avanue, my email address is wangothebear@hotbear.bear, and i want you to be my best friend.(I thought this was a little personal, but spangles said to let the bear speak.) i'm also a guy who had, well, given up quitting. (words flash across the screen) wango the bear quit smoking with catix and help. what caused me to be interested was lots and lots of persuading. the doctor said to me to be very careful and watch out and that i can smoke for the first week .( a voice says:) catix is proven to reduce the urge to smoke.44 percent of catix people quit between weeks 9 to 12 of treatment. ( i was like to spangles, that leaves 56 percent of people left.the voice went on to say:) compared to 18 percent on sugar pill.(wango is on again) today, i see myself as a bear.hahahaha who doesnt have to smoke or sneak out and puff all night.(words flash across the screen) induvidual results may vary.(the voice is on again) talk to your doctor about catix and a support plan thats right for you.some people have changes in behavior, hostility,agitation, depressed mood, and suicidal thoughts or actions while taking or after stopping catix. if you notice agitation, hostility, depression or changes in behavior,thinking or mood that is not typical for you, or if you develop suicidal thoughts or actions, stop taking catix right away and call you doctor immediatly. talk to your doctor about any history of depression or other mental health problems, which can get worse while taking catix. some animals can have allergic or serious skin reactions to catix, some of which can be life threating.if you notice swelling of face, mouth , or throught stop taking catix and see your doctor right away. tell your doctor which medicines your taking, some of which may work differently when you quit smoking, when ever that may be, in 3 months, in 3 years. catix dosing may be different if you have catney problems. the most common side effect is nausea. paitents also reportd trouble sleeping, and vivid unusal strange dreams. basicially, you either will choose not to sleep or be scared out of your wits every time you wake up. untill you know how catix may effect you, use caution when triving or operatinr macherery. bacicially, all you can do before you know how catix effects you is lie down. if you need to pee, or get a glass of water, or anything before you know how if effects you, too bad. catix should not be taken with other quit smoking products . if you are pregnat or plan to become pregnat, talk to your dotor before starting catix, of course, even if you aren't pregnat, talk to to your doctor anyway, because something is bound to go wrong. catix is one treatment optin that you and your doctor can coscider, though we strongly don't reccomend. TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR AND SEE IF CATIX IS RIGHT FOR YOU!  spangles, you know wango never really took catix, because he would be in the emergency room right now, right? spangles says:omg! AHHAAAHHAAAHHHHHAAHHH! i better call bangles and tell him never to go to the doctor, and if he must, and the doctor recomends catix, to run out screaming. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

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