Ch.1
Bear + bath works
Today I went to bath + bear works. That was…..different. I have mixed feelings about that store. Well, anyway, there was this really nice perfume in the room, so I decided to spray it in the air. I thought the nozzle was turned away from me…. It wasn’t. I was like , AHHHH! I’VE GONE BLIND! I SEE THE LIGHT! The store clerk said 2 things to me . first, “are you out of your mind?!” and second, “its water.” Well, I was a little embarrassed. I got out of there real quick. I will never be able to face that store again.
Ch.2
Petland
Today, I went to petland. First , I went to the boutique. I got a cocktail dress, an auburn jersey, a dimond necklace, and a bikini! then,I went over to the birds. We got into a little fight. He started it ! he was like , you have a big head! And I went, to hold a big brain! He said , more like a small brain! I said, at least its bigger than yours!he went , humpgh. I showed him! then, I went swimming in the fish tanks in my new bikini.i met great new friends.my favorite was the goldfish.i loved the way there tails moved!we swam and swam until they had to go in their houses.i was swimming all alone , la da da, when I heard, a big tail moving.IT WAS JAWS! i promise I saw my life flash in front of me!never swim in a fish tank with unknown fish!
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