Sunday, September 11, 2011
Spangles meets Pete the EVIL unicorn
HI EVERYBODY! uggh! I hate unicorns! I was just walking around on 72nd street, and this unicorn just comes up to me and said, HA! and then, well, everything is a blur. he had abducted me!When we got to his secret compound, he told me his plan. He said he would pump out glitter on every thing, and put me in the glitter, so i would be blasted out, and suffocate with all the glitter! AHHH!!! but then, right as he was about to put me in the cannon, he said, I gotta go take a leak. whew! I then gnawed off my chains ( they were actually twizzler ropes, but same dif) and escaped! YAY! i'm not going to die! In your face, Pete the Unicorn!!!!
Friday, September 2, 2011
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