Spangles meets Pete the EVIL unicorn

HI EVERYBODY! uggh! I hate unicorns! I was just walking around on 72nd street, and this unicorn just comes up to me and said, HA! and then, well, everything is a blur. he had abducted me!When we got to his secret compound, he told me his plan. He said he would pump out glitter on every thing, and put me in the glitter, so i would be blasted out, and suffocate with all the glitter! AHHH!!! but then, right as he was about to put me in the cannon, he said, I gotta go take a leak. whew! I then gnawed off my chains ( they were actually twizzler ropes, but same dif) and escaped! YAY! i'm not going to die! In your face, Pete the Unicorn!!!!

BUY A BEar!

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bears are ONY five dollars for one week only! get 'em now!

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! HA!

Ok, so I was watching the news, and they said on there that on the CDC's website, they were talking about a zombie apocalypse. A ZOMBIE APOCALPSE. HONESTLY! I was like oh, can't we read somthing that might actually HAPPEN!?!?! It says " you may laugh now, but when it happens, you'll be glad you read this,"  the last section is, " NEVER FEAR- CDC IS READY" I was like, that's waht you put on here? zombie apocalypse...........ha! I'll make sure to prepare my emergency kit..........

HEY YOU GUYS!

I missed you so much, people of the world! I was in hibernation, so I'll tell you what happened during that period!

SPANGLES: HIBERNATION
Well, nothing happened but me snoring! (I've tried taking meds for that, but I just keep snoring! weird, huh? then, I took it to the pharmict and she was like, sorry, it's not for bears. sheesh! the world we live in... no pills for bears...)
so anyway, I missed you so so much! expect stories!

spanglesthebearspanglesthebearspanglesthebearspanglesthebear...................


ROCKS!

hey! WAZUP? now... buy  YOUR.VERY.OWN. SPANGLES FRAMED PHOTO! there are many to choose from!

yayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyay! 10 FOLLOWERS! i will now write the story of the season....... A SPANGLES SCRAPBOOK AND ONE OTHER BOOK THATS TOTALLY AWESOME! THE MYSTERY BOOK!(of course it wont be a mystery when i release it and it certanly won't be called a spangles mystery book.)